30 of the best golf quotes of all time

Golf, the game we all know and love, has inspired some of the most profound and humorous reflections from its players and enthusiasts alike. Let's take a stroll down the fairway of wisdom with 30 famous golf quotes you may well be hearing for the first time but won't forget in a hurry.
  1. “The Open Championship is golf’s greatest stage, where the drama unfolds on nature’s terms.” – Seve Ballesteros
  2. “Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round.” – Walter Hagen
  3. “Golf is the loneliest sport. You’re completely alone with every conceivable opportunity to defeat yourself.” – Hale Irwin
  4. “How straight it flew, how long it flew.” – John Betjeman
  5. “Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.” – Ben Hogan
  1. “Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whatever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock.” – P.G. Wodehouse
  2. “Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.” – Jack Nicklaus
  3. “My favourite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.” – Lord Robertson
  4. “If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.” – Lee Trevino
  5. “Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 50 years, and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play.” – Gary Player
  1. “If your adversary is badly bunkered, there is no rule against your standing over him counting his strokes aloud, with increasing gusto as their number mounts up, but it will be a wise precaution to arm yourself with the niblick before doing so, so as to meet him on equal terms.” – Horace Hutchinson
  2. “Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.” – Bobby Jones
  3. “People don’t understand that when I grew up, I was never the most talented… The only thing I had was my work ethic, and that’s been what has gotten me this far.” – Tiger Woods
  4. “Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.” – Arnold Palmer
  5. “Golf is the infallible test… is the man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.” – P.G. Wodehouse
  1. “If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.” – Horace Hutchinson
  2. “A leading difficulty with the average player is that he totally misunderstands what is meant by concentration.” – Bobby Jones
  3. “Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.” – A.A. Milne
  4. “Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.” – Ben Hogan
  5. “You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husband’s work.” – Lee Trevino
  1. “Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whatever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock.” – P.G. Wodehouse
  2. “Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round.” – Walter Hagen
  3. “Golf is the loneliest sport. You’re completely alone with every conceivable opportunity to defeat yourself.” – Hale Irwin
  4. “How straight it flew, how long it flew.” – John Betjeman
  5. “Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.” – Ben Hogan
  1. “These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.” – Sam Snead
  2. “How frequently have I, with great difficulty, persuaded patients who were never off my doorstep to take up golf.” – Dr. Alister Mackenzie
  3. “Golf is a game whose aim is to get a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.” – Sir Winston Churchill
  4. “The chief object of every golf architect or greenkeeper worth his salt is to imitate the beauties of nature so closely as to make his work indistinguishable from nature itself.” – Dr. Alister MacKenzie
  5. “A leading difficulty with the average player is that he totally misunderstands what is meant by concentration.” – Bobby Jones

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